Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Poetry in motion

Excellent poems by not so famous poets ... found on
toilet doors and walls

A budding poet trying his BEST

Graffiti 1
Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...

Washroom Graffiti 2
Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted

Some one who had a different experience wrote

Washroom Graffiti 3
You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
and shit my pants!

Perhaps it is true that people get inspiration in toilets

Washroom Graffiti 4
I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.

There are also people who come in for a different purpose

Washroom Graffiti 5
Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...

Toilets walls are also job advertisement places.......

Washroom Graffiti 6
(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line,
The Singapore Civil Defence Force wants you.

Ministry Of Environment advertisement

Washroom Graffiti 7
We aim to please!
You aim too! Please!

Washroom Graffiti 8
Seen above a urinal:
Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal.
We don't piss in your ashtrays!

Washroom Graffiti 9
On the inside of a toilet door:
Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the
entire performance.

Washroom Graffiti 10
A sign at a swimming pool bathroom:
We don't swim in your toilet,
So please don't pee in our pool

Washroom Graffiti 11
Another sign seen at a swimming pool:
Welcome to our "ool".
Notice there's no P in it.
Please keep it that way.

This should teach you a lesson
Washroom Graffiti 12
Sign seen at a restaurant:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food,
Please aim properly.


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